@ewants aw, gosh, shucks, ta!

Will we? Won’t we? Still don’t know. #dokeepuspostedhatnonotreally

@garethesque I did a deal with Twitter: if I goad someone into replying to me, I get a tenner

@DerrenBrown wrong! The number I wrote down was (1913064)

@zevans23 there’s nowt narrower than t’biscuit tin, as we say in my family. Which is odd, as we’re from the Home Counties

@BrianPike Harried Herman for deputy?

@zevans23 I’ll judge that when I’ve heard his Australian accent

@zevans23 23? That’s Jim Carrey, not Evan Davis. Easy to confuse them, mind.

Missed the bit with Evan Davis trying to do accents. Will save that for elevenses. ElEvansez?

@garethesque I expect he gave it back so he can mug you later #brokenbritain #onlyjoking