Why do people keep saying ‘enjoy the sun!’ to me as if being freelance means I don’t work longer hours than them?#curmudgeon #nicedaythough

That was macarism of the day.

Fortunatus et ille, deos qui novit agrestis

No. Nein.

@htfb no, fork you

Nope. And no.

@turpit careful: I bet they prowl Twitter looking for ideas like that

My wife just said the phrase “run by a maverick spoon”. Feel free to speculate why.

Ashes to Ashes was brilliant. Not everything’s explained, but it’s understood. And like a tale from Chaucer.

Spice Lounge + Summertown Wine Cafe = food coma.