@dozykraut and Francis Bacon died from stuffing a chicken! (sort of)

Am about to try and repair the washing machine myself. I suggest you prepare an ark and some animals just in case.

@ashalynd hee! (hic)

Not like Mrs Paulin, if there is one, who maybe has a Tom Paulin for life.

I’ve got so many ‘bags for life’ I might as well join them to make a tent for life and a tarpaulin for life.

Embarrassed by my 18-month-old yelling ‘WINE! WINE! WINE!’ at the right part of the supermarket. But also proud.

@_Cantus I’ll never beat anyone. I always come last.

@miche *bows*

Though my wife counsels against playing word games with him.