@jpstacey said cable theft made me late for work in London today – what next, the lead from pigeons’ backs?

@LordGU alas this profession is unpaid – well, at my low skill level! Thanks 🙂

@rjleaman I already have!

Hello, I appear to be renovating a house this summer instead of being a writer and designer. #outofmydepth

In other news, I really need to earn a living again. Though 100+ boxes of our Ikea kitchen arrived today and want me to open them…

So, we’re now committed to underfloor heating. And bankruptcy.

@JanKarlsbjerg ah thanks! been too busy to notice – will sort something out

@htfb @griffinkate Let’s start a plumbing group where each week we critique a different type of radiator

@sillage at a knock-down price?

@ayiasophia @ashalynd www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/guide/golgafrincham.shtml