@imascientist oh but I was!

RT @jamieandrews: from Freecycle: “I have lots of old towels (varying sizes). They were used for my incontinent dog, who has now died, b …

@imascientist ah, it was *your* eiderdown on the tracks that screwed up my journey into London today

@OxfordCityGuide hm, yes. Somehow! How’s life with you?

Blimey – now fully booked until late November. Better write ‘breathe’ down in case I forget.

@megatonlove aw, ta! Am trying to be less moany and more corny this week 🙂 how’s you?

The worst thing about the beard I’ve accidentally developed is that other people seem to like it.

We have been released. Uncharged.

Trapped in the caravan park at Hardwick, with police blocking exits and a helicopter overhead… Chasing 6 people, allegedly.

You never hear much about sexual Ealing.