@jpstacey euuuuurgh

@ChrisMPaton hm, sadly too late now!

@jpstacey exactly! Oh, and sorry to hear of plumbing woes. Leaking at front (dodgy seal) or back (clogged filter?)?

There should be a Liff word for the overwhelming Weltschmerz engendered by a few hours in Ikea. Maybe ‘Bletchley’.

Ha! Excellent to see @richneville owns a Look Around You DVD.

Have you ever met a bore who didn’t auger well?

@j4 hee!

I’m littorally washed-up.

Nice piece on internet dating by @rhodri: http://goo.gl/FY7Gb Maybe what’s needed is a system that filters out ppl into things you *hate*?