Today my interruptions’ interruptions have grown interruptions. Too many brackets to close.

We had a panic this morning that Wikileaks might release the missing nursery feedback form where H described it as ‘a bit smelly sometimes’.

@zevans23 roast Bernard Matthews?

@purserhallard I blame the Innocent

@ElspethMurray TBH I only visit Facebook about once every three months!

@davegorman But FB’s equivalent status/Is the bane of real creators/With more words we revert/To pigs in the dirt/And offer only efflatus

@ElspethMurray But FB’s equivalent status/Is the bane of real creators/With more words we revert/To pigs in the dirt/And offer only efflatus

Wife just said “I’m half in two minds…” That’s *one* mind, surely. Just about. (ducks)

@EmApocalyptic see tweet just sent – madness!