My 75-year-old father has installed Android OS to run off a memory stick. I can’t keep with the old blighter.

@shyposter1 your snowman looks like an umbrella 🙂

.@hofflimits it does, if you substitute ’employment’, ‘standards’ or ‘Nick Clegg’s trousers’ for ‘snow’

In our house we have a delivery system called Toddler Post. It’s about as reliable as the Royal Mail.

@jpstacey finally twigged your Airplane reference!

@jpstacey new herbal cigarette give you bigger bargepole!

.@j4 @jpstacey wanna buy some meds?

.@htfb enough of your Tchaik. Ofski!

@doccosmos until the end of time… (ah, memories!)

RT @htfb: @hatmandu We are fed up to here with your games putting our brains on the Rach, man. Inov is enough.