@njhamer quite. It puts my customer service complaint in perspective somewhat

@njhamer a bit depressing: raping a 14-year-old boy

OK, so I now know why Metcheck doesn’t reply to emails: its owner is in prison.

RT @trapphic: Named by her mother – a violated nymph – as a testament to god’s indivinity to god, the cult of Athea, goddess of irreligi …

@garethesque “We’re having four people for For Dinner for dinner for eight.”

@garethesque and there’d be the premium For Supper or For High Tea. And the common For Tea. “I’ll have For High Tea or For Supper for tea”

.@zevans23 thankfully it’s a verbal rather than visual impression. I say ‘thankfully’.

In happier news my 2-year-old son does a surprisingly passable impression of Janet Street-Porter. I say ‘happier’.

@pgl the very same!