@jamesbielby true enough – written by a good mate!

@constablebooks you nonce, wake up and give @premiership_kev some love from the sidelines, or there’ll be trouble

People, that scumbag @Premiership_Kev’s ‘autobiography’ is out today: http://qurl.com/9lz36. Buy it or he’ll deck you.

RT @oliverburkeman: Grand piano appears on sandbar off Miami http://yhoo.it/dMEqUx

HMRC, it’s lucky your ‘helpline’ almost never works because your staff are rude and your system pathetically Kafkaesque.

Old Mother Hubbard. Do I look buvvered? Er. Um.

@ChrisMPaton uh-oh!

RT @htfb: Pussycat pussycat, where have you been? Talk to the paw.

Twinkle twinkle what-EV-arr.

@SuzeStMWrites 🙂