@premiership_kev Indy loves you: http://sockroll.com/cs6sj5 – not Harrison Ford, you mong, it’s a snoozepaper

@rhodri can we name and shame the bastard?

RT @addedentry: Oxfordshire library closures meeting written up by @griffinkate + how you can help: http://bit.ly/hWQ7Rt

#parentingerror Toddler just walked into our bedroom with an open, unfinished bottle of beer. We can explain, honest.

@megatonlove fallibler! Bler.

@VictorianLondon but the jokes *are* the book – you’re already writing it! Sympathy, though: I’ve just cleaned the bathroom

@VictorianLondon you *so* have to do the book

@WEBright depends on the theme (2010 is bog standard default one). Need to go to Appearance theme editor and tweak the CSS file

Important, non-hangover-compliant appointment this morning. Guess what I have.

@brighty everything’s Davina and a gameshow. PS not everything.