Currently listening to a magazine ad sales exec lying through her pointy teeth to a client. #businessasusual

RT @MnemosyneWrites: It’s likely that drunk texting never took off in the Elizabethan era because it’s very hard to throw rocks at windo …

@Nycteris you can get pink honeysuckle too 🙂

@mokuska yes! YES!

There’s no language in the world where ‘coffee’ is pronounced LARTAY.

RT @sambaintv: Malcolm Gladwell Book Generator. Hilarious http://bit.ly/hUh5Vt

@terriemcc just time to squeeze in a ‘Happy birthday!’ then. Happy birthday!

@griffinkate bloody hell!

Some MBA fool claims ebooks cost as much to produce as hardbacks: http://qurl.com/cl2mf – total bollocks.

RT @newscientist: Forget passwords, usernames are latest fodder for online crime http://bit.ly/fEMfsF