Why does a 700Mb MySQL database on my Mac (MAMP) become an unwieldy 1.6Gb (indexes are the same) in the cloud (@xeround)? Runs slowly too.
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“I’m throwing things on the floor in the kitchen.” At least my toddler tells the truth, so far.
@doccosmos you sad, sad man. Just like me.
@doccosmos I used to have a Today from the first week! Long gone. Er, dunno why. Seemed a good idea at the time.
@purplesime damn you and your linkbait!
@wesayso what, you missed the tsunami at Skegness last week? And Jordan winning the Man Booker?
Just found my copy of the first ever issue of the Independent in 1986. Tory lies and money crises. Middle East unrest. #pluscachange
Impressed with @xeround’s customer service – now looking forward to using their beta MySQL-in-the-cloud setup.
Our house now looks like a badly run secondhand book shop. #moreunpacking
.@dominicsayers Scantlebury. Berners- Lee. Names that will BREAK in narrow type!