Top stuff, that Daily Star resignation letter – er, took him a few waxings and a while to write it, though, eh?

@griffinkate and I’ve realised you were just born in the 80s – oops!

@Suburbman well, *I’ll* thank you, anyway

I rest my case.

Inspector Sands to the London end.

@griffinkate in the 80s all babies looked like David Jason or Nicholas Lyndhurst

RT @VictorianLondon: Quick plug > I have kindle-ised a great book … The Hooligan Nights (1899) amzn.to/hcCe7h

Been awake for 18 hours now. It’s not good for either my skin or my soul.

@Farctum hm, let’s see the results first, eh?!

Caught myself saying “Why do they have to put comedy on so late.” Well, I *am* turning 40 this year. (Your comedy, @robertpopper.)

@LordGU probably! And highway to spam followers on Twitter!