Equinox (n.) Mixed-sex boxing. #ued

Encounter (n.) A typographer. #ued

If you have IBS you risk getting caught between two stools.

#100factsaboutyou I am a solipsist.

@brighty Blue shirt. Jeans. THAT’S AS FAR AS IT GOES.

Burlesque (adj.) Female equivalent of ‘burly’. #ued

Let me guess: too early for puns still?

“My friend in west London has had a boob job.” “Feltham?” “I didn’t dare ask.” #pnj

“My friend in north London has a rare form of colour-blindness.” “Golders Green?” “No, Burnt Oak.” #pnj

Uxbridge schmuxbridge.