Equinox (n.) Mixed-sex boxing. #ued
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Encounter (n.) A typographer. #ued
If you have IBS you risk getting caught between two stools.
#100factsaboutyou I am a solipsist.
@brighty Blue shirt. Jeans. THAT’S AS FAR AS IT GOES.
Burlesque (adj.) Female equivalent of ‘burly’. #ued
Let me guess: too early for puns still?
“My friend in west London has had a boob job.” “Feltham?” “I didn’t dare ask.” #pnj
“My friend in north London has a rare form of colour-blindness.” “Golders Green?” “No, Burnt Oak.” #pnj
Uxbridge schmuxbridge.