Just caught up with last week’s Friday Night Dinner. Phone chase scene now officially funniest. Thing. Evar.

@darwin yeah – tempted to keep it, if I can think of a clever use. Reprieve possible!

A rather steampunk air compressor (I think) found in our old shed. Headed for the dump, I fear. twitpic.com/4dyb6n

Some of my best friends are boatracists.

@purserhallard sounds familar. “What did you at nursery today?” “I had breakfast.” “After that?” “Lunch.”

Earth hour is easy for me: I’ll be sitting in a dark hotel room all evening, with my tot slumbering nearby.

You get a better class of customer in Tunbridge Wells. twitpic.com/4d6qo5

@zevans23 @helenelectric It’s no coincidence the hash looks like a waffle.

I’ve started using hashtags in normal conversation. I say ‘normal’.

tossr.mmkmedia.co.uk says I’m a ‘Balanced Dude’ & twanalyst.com (by, er, me) says I’m a ‘Guru’. This is the best I’ll ever get