Delivery failure means I’m testing whether @ups (@EvanAtUPS) can fix things via social media instead of unhelpful phone line. We’ll see…

@EvanAtUPS I’ll email them, and we’ll see – thanks

@ups @MikeAtUPS @ChrisAtUPS @EvanAtUPS I’ve waited all day for a delivery to be told it wasn’t put on the van. Contact me and impress me.

My iPad 2 has arrived and all I can think to do with it is write this smug tweet. (a 2nd going on eBay shortly…)

@purserhallard a common phrase in our house: “Sir Derek Jacaboo” (or Jaccapacca)

@purserhallard not that I’ve discerned so far (though L is currently obsessed with the dreadful Thomas canon)

@ChrisMPaton oh dear!

@OnlyStephan yes, I’m getting that worse too. Having a silver birch in the garden clearly does NOT help!

@OnlyStephan you have my sympathy. Between sneezes.

Tree pollen allergy DRIVING ME NUTS.