@griffinkate oh come on, Mr Gryphon, I’m a busy man. #anmpwrites

@mo_holkar ta!

@mo_holkar thanks for spotting that! Big KC fan. I bought him a coke once 🙂

@LordGU you too, huh? #sharethepain

Night bus is bouncing through the dark country lanes. Wife and I are communicating purely through the Words with Friends chat system.

@vigornian £340 for weekend if I’ve understood correctly?

Just had beers with two old friends I’ve known since 1983 and 1987. We’re all turning 40 this year. #fuck

@brighty I bought two, one to sell on eBay #cantfail

@absinthecity only drawbacks (a) no room to manoeuvre it (b) £1500. Other than that, it’s the perfect gardening tool.

Thinking of getting a ride-on lawnmower. It would take up most of our garden, therefore reducing the amount of lawn to be mown. #win