All I need now is a bucket of spare time and access to speed camera CCTV footage, and I can stalk the lot of you.

Oh dear, this robot porn star thing has gone a bit mental! Sorry, I mean metal. OX7BAP – saucy.

How can you ever be sure you’ll recognise your plastic surgeon the second time?

I should be working but I’m distracted by developing my own sentiment analysis tools; I expect this will end up as another daft web whimsy.

Take the first half of your postcode and add the second half of your car registration number to create your ROBOT PORN STAR name!

@CJAMcMahon hi, thanks! That was the case but I fixed it last month – does it still say that somewhere? (Twitter changed its code in Sep)

If you use Flipboard on iPad (it’s fantastic) here’s a Twitter list I’ve made for the UK national newspapers + BBC: @wsyvf/uknews

RT @guardiannews: Expensive wine and cheap plonk taste the same to most people http://gu.com/p/2zdpx/tf

RT @MacFormat: New Elgato Tivizen enables you to watch TV on your iPad/iPhone/touch without a Net connection! Timeshifts too. http://t.c …