@__jacqui__ and chocolate?
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Smart-arse! => RT @miche: @hatmandu People who go drinking with Dr Moreau end up rat-arsed.
RT @mokuska: Courtesy of @Weaseldance: exterminators get ratted… #drunkprofessionals
RT @seamusmccauley: Proctologists get arseholed? Interior designers get plastered? Yachtsmen get 3 sheets to the wind? #drunkprofessionals
@grayestone I wish!
Demolition experts and people in China smashed?
RT @RediculusT: @hatmandu hear Rommel used to get tanked.
Rally drivers and deep-sea divers get wrecked? Pig farmers shit-faced? Water bearers drunk?
Do carpenters get hammered on a Friday night? Anger management therapists get pissed? Plastic surgeons get off their face?
@griffinkate I can check if Charlbury sells 7-deadly-sins panty liners too – I JUST WANT TO HELP