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Bat in the garden. #ilovethecountryside

I’d say the Minister for Communities might get pickled but I can’t dignify him with the term ‘professional’.

@mokuska sorry 🙂

RT @dozykraut: @hatmandu do orthopaedic surgeons get legless? #drunkprofessionals

Miners get blasted? Chefs pie-eyed? #drunkprofessionals

I know, I shouldn’t have started this.

RT @ayiasophia: @hatmandu Gynaecologists get twatted? Boot-makers get wellied? Masturbators get wankered? Rail enthusiasts get steaming?

RT @mokuska: @hatmandu He adds: do urologists get bladdered? #drunkprofessionals

@mokuska the hammered one was what started all this! 🙂