@grayestone gosh – it makes me feel very lucky. Though I guess you have other natural beauties, no?

@grayestone 🙂 nothing makes me happier than a walk in the woods

@cambyfreespirit gosh, you really *are* a free spirit

@megatonlove alas it went to the dump! I was relieved that it didn’t explode!

@catrad aw shucks – ta! 🙂

I’ve just made a weird pitch to the Guardian to sell them my LPG van.

@TwopTwips thanks! I guess it’s hardly worth being precious about, given that it’s nonsense. But still. Cheers!

@garethgwynn blissful silence, hopefully. And I hear TV reception there is dodgy.

@EmApocalyptic cool – keep me posted!

Ah, apols to @twoptwips – the mendacious malefactor of misappropriation was @Brightom_