@hardyheroine maybe the one-child-per-family thing is not coincidence, though

@Rose_Darling I love Milton Jones. Am jealous.

@hardyheroine ha! That would probably send me to a bodhi tree too

@ricopizzashack hi! Can I order 1 Milano & 1 Florence, both with added goats cheese, to be ready around 830? Thx; Andrew

Helpful answers from Daddy: Who’s that? ‘Buddha. He’s a man who abandoned his wife and son.’ What’s he doing? ‘Being smug, probably.’

@ChrisGannon blimey – yes, a strange and sad character. They’re what Twitter’s Block feature is for, I guess.

Prince Charles has just been found wandering the garden at Highgrove, pulling out dandelions. Insert obvious pun here.

@dejoslin yeah, me too

As if the wedding weren’t enough, Desert Island Discs has Kath Kidston choosing Phil Collins. Is the bank holiday for National Cheese Day?

Oh hell, a massive dollop of the brown stuff has hit the whirring thing. Might be looking for more work soon…