“I’ve bought you a bottle of champagne and someone to hold it.” #bbcapprentice

@nelldarby @rose_darling ha! Lucky no one can get there, protected by the magic roundabout 🙂

I would hope any human being is ‘so much more than an accountant’. #Apprentice

@Rose_Darling @nelldarby Stevenage? Lightweight! I give you Hatfield.

@Rose_Darling ooh, ta – back home noe but a leisure visit to W beckons soonish!

A once elegant market square here appears to have been definitively shat on by a 1970s council building and a Stalinesque Costa. #warwick

I’m in historwick Waric.

Just completed a game of Words with Friends with the word FINIS. That is all.

@vigornian @dariengs ‘jism’? Also a bit sticky, I guess.

RT @DarienGS: @hatmandu I pronounce it as “spungeon”.