@Alissajrobinson well, yes, current turns out to be ‘long-standing’ (tho I guess rate of closure has increased)

Today’s factual discovery (a sad one): the current decline in pub numbers actually began in 1870.

@OxfordCityGuide oh, very arch 🙂

Lost my job as a shoemaker: I was given the boot. I knew this wooden last… #repundancy

@vigornian stomach ache

@wesayso don’t, don’t – too accurate (except for knowing what pixels are. Or numbers)

Ha! RT @absinthecity: if you were working online they’d send you the high res images whether you wanted them or not and stuff up yr email!

I’m thinking of burning all books & destroying all printing presses so I don’t have to ask a PR person to send me high res images ever again

@purserhallard @vigornian on the one hand, cake; on the other, yum?

I love Bob Dylan. My wife has tweeted ‘I hate Bob Dylan’. Just like a woman.