@_Cantus oi!

@EmApocalyptic Emma, I’m so sorry, I’ve only just realised I missed your Oxford launch – am an idiot. No snub intended! Hope it’s going well

My mate Tom has a novel about poker out: qurl.com/2lgbd – he’s also in today’s Daily Mail in a spurious story about shoplifting…

@LordGU er, hard to be sure!

Lots of chaotic fun last night from @idiotsofants as part of @oxfringe.

For the second time in the last year I’ve become obsessed with calculating u values and heat loss. I am a very sad man.

@Wardotron Nodney

My mate Geoff was on Today just now. Has it come to this?

@doccosmos decaf? Old timer.