Flu-ridden I may be, but I’m also a fool: have only just realised you can extract all the images in a Word file (curse it) by saving as HTML

RT @ecotricity: Climate change predicting, 1847-style:http://cot.ag/l6rYy9 ^MC

@LordGU that’s a more literal example than I intended 🙂

No, you can’t polish a turd – but if you improve the lighting and put it on a nice stand, it can still go in your trophy cabinet.

Shivers. Muscle cramp. No pub quiz for me tonight, then.

RT @htfb: Adventures in Dewey Decimal, #1. Zombies, 398.45. Nursery rhymes, 398.8.

#using #more #than #two #hashtags #in #a #tweet #should #be #illegal

@ihatemornings ta!