Love the brief euphoria after a few days of illness, and before the normal doldrums return.

Market research in Metro station reveals people take the Metro. #apprentice

“Phenomenal popular dans United Kingdom.” Sacre bleu. #apprentice

It’s always pleasing when organisations which make you go through email signup don’t filter out mailinator.com addresses.

#whenimprimeminister I’m going to rule that apostrophes are allowed in hashtags.

#whenimprimeminister I’m going to declare myself king.

Over to you.

#whenimprimeminister I’ll make it illegal for other people to say ‘When I’m prime minister…’

#whenimprimeminister I might go back to the old days when you couldn’t have spaces in filenames.

@LordGU well, if I’m honest I found epiphany by googling! 🙂