@rejecter there’s nothing more decadent than to waste it picking your nose in front of the TV. Well… maybe not *nothing*.

@megatonlove totally agree

@nelldarby time for one of your ‘istorical harticles!

Rebekah Brooks’ email appears to be saying “Look, over there: paedophiles!”

This new Padder magazine for iPad… nice interface, but the ‘content’ appears to be aimed at 12-year-olds. Or maybe 8-year-olds.

@richardf yes, that crossed my mind when I strolled by!

@Rose_Darling they don’t call it that, I think, though maybe it’s the same outfit. I’ll look out for the blocks!

The fair is arriving in Charlbury. Amusing chaos as numerous giant lorries and trailers try to negotiate narrow mediaeval streets.

Oops, I wrongly tipped my hat to @jamieandrews instead of @djharris earlier. Silly Hat. (Did the MIS nick my idea, @torchbox? Nice, anyway!)