If my new accountant can’t communicate by email more often our relationship is not going to last very long.

@j4 you can whisper your demurral really quietly and it will still be 250% effective

@miche did she steal your parcel?

@miche yep, that is a drawback. How about cheating? “Someone left…” “a parcel was left…”

@miche ‘delivery person’? Pretty bland, though

RT @BBCHistoryMag: Lost Michelangelo found in Oxford bbc.in/rr20PF (well, not lost so much quietly hiding)

@WriterCharlie looks like book club ain’t happening tonight – have heard 0 reports of anyone finishing it!

Ditto-> RT @j4: I switched to @ecotricity because they’re funding renewables – waste of time if they also promote long-haul flying!