@purserhallard it’s Known Fact that no human has ever travelled further than the Post Office

Switching to Google Apps for my work email is (a) promising but (b) a handy way to waste several hours.

@bridgleaf yeah, I was trying to clarify it wasn’t a pet one!

@grwatson preferably with a note reading ‘sorry’ sellotaped to the rat’s back 🙂

@grwatson could well be! (definitely nothing murderous)

@jpstacey hm, hope not…

In other news, just seen the neighbour’s wild rat in our garden. Maybe that makes it *our* rat.

I now understand how Blackadder felt trying to teach Baldrick to count. #somebeans #parenting

@Kevishly even if they had no chairs, they had their own arses