@megatonlove nice work! I still haven’t had the balls to close mine

RT @robinhouston: A test of the power of Twitter. Can I reach someone who understands homomorphic encryption, and is willing to help a c …

@sillage just next to the elephant, obviously

@sillage I used to chase John’s balloon in my Mini! A couple of times, anyway

L removes plastic child safety latch from cupboard with ease and pretends it’s a pair of glasses. Can I get my money back?

@the_sibyl nasty – glad all well

Up at 545 this morning. Why? Is this nature’s training for the new baby due soon? How does she know? Morphic resonance?

@the_sibyl what’s the old codger done this time?

I just said the phrase “the Platonic ideal of a scouring pad” & it made perfect sense in context (nothing to do with cleaning). Life is odd.