@brighty but I’d rather be generous than have to share!

@LordGU doesn’t work!

How can I explain to my wife that I’d rather give her the whole chocolate bar than “just a bite”?

@seamusmccauley no it isn’t: the rioters aren’t the same people as the peaceful protesters!

Twitter feeds reveal London in meltdown and Oxford… has a mime show.

@johnarchives grand – thanks!

@brighty I fear I’ve also set the (humane) trap with enough food to keep it for a week. #domestication

@megatonlove I don’t like your descrobton of my f8.

Enough with the subscrobton jokes. Stob. They should bring back conscrobton for people like you. (@bluedevi @mo_holkar @lordgu @megatonlove)