@LordGU better than having egg stuck in your head 🙂

You gotta love Charlbury – a place where they stop the traffic so the townsfolk can throw eggs at each other.

Dear all advertisers (and ad sales weasels): please look up ‘deadline’ in the dictionary. Does the dictionary mention ‘a week late is fine’?

@thesunneversets @__jacqui__ all doodling is pointful. As long as you have the pen the right way round.

@vigornian yes, agree; anyway, have contributed and will await the real thing, despite not having Any Time Whatsoever to play games!

@zevans23 news content down 80%…

Bookless on the train, I’m not *quite* desperate enough to read the Evening Standard’s ‘Diary of an estate agent’.

@gracesauto interesting – thanks

I don’t normally tweet so much about cars, readers – but we’re looking for a new old banger to replace our old old one.