@philipmcginley that’s scandalous

I have a business meeting in a zoo today, which is a first. I’ll wallaby there early with my tapir recorder.

Reading Twitter for the first time in 6 weeks. (When baby was born. COINCIDENCE?) Can someone summarise in 140 chars pls kthxbai

@wesayso hey, at least he didn’t screw up the telling

RT @nelldarby: Ooh, look. I have a new book being published next week (hopefully!) – about crime, history, blood and guts. http://t.co/ …

@j4 you might just attract the bi-visibility-day-visibility-day-curious

RT @Suburbman: New spontaneous combustion case bbc.in/nwjgzS

@mrrog sorry, only just seen your message – bit late to wave, I guess!

@garethesque @brighty tells me of your bibliopothecary plans (alas too busy to haunt Twitter lately) – interesting! Keep us posted!

If Betjeman’s “friendly bombs” *did* fall on Slough, they’d only build an even bigger Tesco.