Hug a stranger today: you might just come away with their wallet.

If you do just one thing to improve your life today, make it abolishing the second law of thermodynamics.

@griffinkate actually, I thought *you* might know! Yes, just feels rather odd

I bet you didn’t know David Cameron named a white rhinoceros after his daughter Nancy. I wonder what she makes of that. Honour or insult?

Computer decides Shakespeare’s Othello is a comedy: zite.to/tWouiO (via @zite)

@htfb one parakoot, some paraquat

RT @DarienGS: @hatmandu @__jacqui__ One goat, two goatees. One swan, two swanees. One piranha, two Pyrenees. One bee, two beeees.

@htfb unless they’re poly, son

@garethesque the whole thing’s a flippin’ mess!

@__jacqui__ aw – like doggies, and Mounties