RT @DerekCollett19: It’s hotter than Hades out there and holidays are just around the corner. Looking for beach/poolside reading? I have ju…

@DerekCollett19 I find phone calls much the same!

@AdrianLancini @Kie77Tweets @Bournemouthecho At least you don’t have to run there like poor Govey.

Discovered that my past self did the London to Brighton bike ride in 2003 in 32 degrees C. It did end with heat exhaustion, mind. I won’t be jumping off into the saddle today!

@j4 Bon voyage!

@HamishMThompson Are you including the time at Eton?

Time for some daydreams.

Wild camping sunset.

Watch this space, I guess. havetheygoneyet.com/boris/

I’m guessing Boris will now appoint Prince Andrew as chancellor to keep us on our toes.