@purplesime @megatonlove you must share – though Mrs Hat is an ardent cat-lover, so there could be trouble. Valentine’s Day massacre?

@george_ogier @rickbox ta for the RT!

@megatonlove hm… The tune is the worst thing, though.

I do love my children, Twitter, but when one of them keeps singing the godawful Bob the Builder theme tune like a football song…

Kafkaesque, frankly.

@solentine @j4 @vigornian ta for broadcasting that

RT @mapnik: My atheist wife calls fire brigade and saves #charlbury church. Happy #Darwin Day everybody! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_Day