To @sillage: 26A, Guardian No 25,568

@AidanBaker @clare_sansom that’s all the evidence I need for confirming my sedentary life!

@htfb oh, purl-ease

What’s the point of doing exercise if it just makes you hungry?

@htfb I didn’t realise sewing had become an international sport – jolly good

@LordGU I’ll try 🙂

Another manly watershed reached: just bought my first SDS drill. Concrete: fear me.

@jpstacey @brighty ah, the creamy oil of death?

“Thanks for your assistance on this matter.” Why can’t PR people just say “thanks”? Or preferably: leave me alone.

The last glass eye maker zite.to/zFqBqS via @zite