@miche thanks – certainly won’t ever forget it. We’re lucky.

@purserhallard @brighty thanks. Hands down worst day of my life. But L now prattling about stretchy poo. #phew

@griffinkate just heard this from @brighty (him Hat he no read Twitter namore): fantastic! Blocongratulationsody!

@dozykraut alas I’m no hoopy frood

@LordGU once a lifetime!

While *you* spend the Bank Holiday rolling cheeses down a hill or drinking yourself to oblivion, reader… we are having a towel audit.

A snapshot of domestic life: “Mummy, can you bury me?” “Not now, darling, I’m watching Daddy fold towels.”

@MeganGraustein hi Megan! Thanks for your email. It’s a holiday here today so I’m not at my desk, but I will reply tomorrow!

@jpstacey @brighty @j4 @muntfish At least we now know you can juuuust get an [louis]ambliance[/louis] down our lane!

@jpstacey @wesayso @brighty what’s a cat box?! Bowls. Litter tray. Toys! Bed (tho cat may ignore it). Scratch post? And cat.