@ianvisits looks like Mr Blobby had a nightmare after being denied a part in the opening ceremony

Morning! Has the opening ceremony got to countries beginning with E yet?

@terriemcc you always say that

@vigornian clearly

Good to see 203 nations with a historical grudge against Britain being represented.

Just Engelbert Humperdinck left to go.

When’s Alex James going to jump out of a giant cheese?

RT @piombo: Police punching cyclists at London Bridge to get David Beckham through traffic #criticalmass #totalpolicing

RT @MetPoliceEvents: We are currently arresting a large number of people as a result of the #criticalmass cycle ride

I love the way all of Danny Boyle’s works have a scene where we go down the toilet.