Just been bitten by a dog. Embarrassingly, it was a spaniel. Still bloody hurts, though.

My, won’t @sillage be delighted when he sees my horse costume for Wilderness Festival?

@htfb @robinhouston @brighty it’s also the best way to stuff a swan

@sillage surely a horse owns itself? Side thought: do horses play Horse! ?

@vigornian @brighty locker

@solentine what else can any of us hope for in life, eh?

@george_ogier ah, better! I only go in once a year and ask Alan weird things about pipes. Hope it goes well.

@george_ogier was this the Co-op one? If so, you’ll probably see me there about 8 times every Sat #disorganised #forgetful #knackered

@WildernessHQ what’s the pedestrian access route for us humble locals? Can we go in the North Gate (ie Charlbury side) footpath way?

t4l;dlr