What bloody hope is there re nation’s obesity when carers of small children don’t have any sense about this stuff?

… and feeling like a miserable Puritan for explaining our preferences. Treats fine – but they have treats about four times a morning…

Bit sick of having to explain to boys’ nursery that squash, cake, biscuits, ‘fruit pots’, stodgy puddings are all full of unhealthy sugar…

@george_ogier sorry for the breathless hellogoodbye – just managed to fulfil my duties in time! Didn’t drop any babies. All is well.

This is great -> RT @LondonRemembers: King’s Cross psycho-geography. bit.ly/PUzZvj (via @Londonist)

@doccosmos I’m guessing the bonkers-looking Green Children book was you, yes? With its ‘amusing joke name’ on the label? Thanks!

Er right. If you say so.

</whinge>

Also, the lorries that arrive here are usually 90% empty – and not because we’re the end of the run.

That’s 200 miles instead of 40. And it will be on a huge lorry that will block roads here because they ignore me ticking ‘difficult access’