@schmeters we may be on the same train. Y’know, the one that’s going at 1 mile an hour just past Hayes…
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RT @dogrando: Fitted legwear for those with poor personal hygiene are surely smeggings. #eggings @hatmandu #isittooearlyforthat? #sorry
@purplesime @megatonlove schmeggings, schurely?
.@Brighty offers ‘weggings’: skin-tight wedding outfit. #eggings
RT @brighty: @hatmandu you forgot treggings
Beggings: invisible legwear for people too poor to afford fashion. #eggings
We’ve had leggings, jeggings, preggings and meggings. How about Nick Cleggings: they stick close to the Prime Minister. #eggings
@griffinkate I’d have to kill @rhodri, though, and I’m not going to give him the satisfaction
@miche heh – thanks. Or shanks, as my mouth would rather say.
Some good work news today, though can’t reveal it just yet. I’m celebrating by catching my son’s cold and having toothache.