@nelldarby @guardian Interesting point. Playing the long game, perhaps.

And here’s the quality of incisive @guardian journalism now: ‘King Charles expresses frustration over leaking pen’

You can supply your own punchline, Twitter.

RT @twisteddoodles: Brands right now

@vigornian He’s had a hell of a time, the peak.

Take your pick for #fingerpostfriday

I think we may have reached the point where the ‘et futurus’ bit in King Arthur’s CV needs to be called on.

Knocking back gin, pointless ego with a temper? (5,6)

Hooray! The new garden office/study/growlery is now fully booked.