You’ll love and hate this: RT @BBCNewsMagazine: Test where you fit in the new British class system bbc.in/XVm5wm

Nice work by @richardf (1/4).

@george_ogier heh, Suffolk Syndrome!

On paper, staying with 13 children aged 0-4 in Ipswich is the worst premise for a holiday ever – but we had a great time.

@privatefrazer hope Future rumour not via me as I wasn’t talking about them last night!

@richardf on the other hand, a third of my income gone with one phone call… Time to diversify further I guess!

@richardf not Fewtch, actually – luckily I have a ‘diverse client base’!

@doccosmos not if we’re destitute, no. And no anyway, obviously. And no, I haven’t had a vasectomy.

@richardf @privatefrazer something of that kind. A merger of titles, and my services no longer required :/