This week’s #apprentice task: negotiate asylum for Edward Snowden with one of the various dodgy countries @lord_sugar has lined up.

@sillage horse!

@The_Eschatones don’t mean to worry you, Kev, but you’ve been swallowed by a lizard hunter. Awkward.

Summer was today: excellent long afternoon with ‘@notontwitter’ and ‘@alsonotontwitter’ chatting, eating and boozing while kids lark about.

Ok, maybe not ‘B’.

That’s just deferring a bigger problem, while creating more problems of its own. B

Shale gas. What’s the point of an energy source that’s dangerous, rips up the countryside, causes pollution – and only lasts for 25 years?

RT @DYAncestors: The July issue of Discover Your Ancestors Periodical is now out! Subscribers can log in, and anyone can buy a copy: http:/…

@Kevishly oh indeed, Kev

RT @Kevishly: Spoke to Van Morrison & he confirmed his song BROWN EYED GIRL is indeed a CODED HOMAGE TO BUM LOVE. Sorry to spoil it for you.