Maybe if I get more Twitter followers, would that count?

Next week I reach the age that my teenage self declared I would be when I become the leader of a cult. Not sure how this will happen now.

To be honest, I’d be perfectly content with a Small to Medium Hadron Collider.

@AlissaJRobinson tomorrow’s the last day, surely?! (Ps hello!)

@my_disposition @htfb @pinballslouch @robinhouston horse! (Cc @sillage)

A bit.

A ‘feastival’ with *both* Alex James and Jamie Oliver? It’s like Pol Pot and Idi Amin turning up at the Nuremberg rallies.

RT @johnfidler: RT if you’ve ever done an impression of Dennis Norden.