“Contains egg, gluten and nuts. May contain other nuts, peanuts and sesame.” Are peanuts “nuts”, “other nuts” or “other”, Waitrose, eh?
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And while we’re waxing lyrical, last week I discovered the Lake District makes me fart a lot.
Just seen a shooting star while taking out the bins. Such is the poetry of my life. #oscarwildemoment
@ayiasophia stop him just you’ve uploaded to YouTube
Hi. We’re Kieran Long and Piers Taylor, and we’re going to force our world view on another innocent couple.
They should do a profile of that nutbasket actor: The Great British Berkoff.
And we’re done.
“The touchpoints… cover the whole gambit” #dullworkconferencecall
“Ensnare people into building opportunities” #dullworkconferencecall
“You are the editorial vocal piece” #dullworkconferencecall