@AdrianLancini Rob Andrew Chapman Pincher Martin Jarvis Cockermouth…….?

@AdrianLancini I think you may have spawned a monster.

@AdrianLancini Damn it’s Paterson one t!

@AdrianLancini Elis James Patterson Joseph Fiennes?

Here’s a tool I invite someone clever like @jakobgreenfeld to build 🙂 – a text mining/sentiment analysis tool for Gmail that pulls out possible testimonials from clients. (Half the time I forget to make a note when great feedback/endorsement comes in.)

BREAKING: George Canning ousted as record holder.

@politic_animal Doesn’t he control much of the UK already?!

It’s reduce/reuse/recycle humblebrag time: turned part of the shed I dismantled into compost bins.